Corporate caroling? A North Carolina elementary school apparently asked students to audition for the chance to sing Walmart-themed Christmas songs outside a local Walmart, according to Vice.

A sample from the score:

{2 measures rest}
1: Love to shop at Wal-mart, there’s food and games and toys.
2: There’s something for my family for all the girls and boys.
3: Oh! Wal-mart, Wal-mart, you are my favorite store.
4: Oh! Wal-mart, Wal-mart, Wal-mart we couldn’t ask for more!

Here’s the link:

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