Corporate caroling? A North Carolina elementary school apparently asked students to audition for the chance to sing Walmart-themed Christmas songs outside a local Walmart, according to Vice.
A sample from the score:
{2 measures rest}
1: Love to shop at Wal-mart, there’s food and games and toys.
2: There’s something for my family for all the girls and boys.
3: Oh! Wal-mart, Wal-mart, you are my favorite store.
4: Oh! Wal-mart, Wal-mart, Wal-mart we couldn’t ask for more!
Here’s the link:
http://www.vice.com/read/a-school-is-asking-kids-to-sing-this-walmart-themed-christmas-song-1211